Chicago Banana

Personal musings of female residing at times in the greater Chicago area.

Friday, April 08, 2005

More random humor

I stole pieces of a list from someone who stole it from someone else, I think named Odango. At that point I don't think I need to bibliograph anymore. Here are the ones I agree with and/or think are funny.:


1. Quarters are gold.

4. Going to the mailbox was never an ego booster/breaker before.

5. You will begin to nap again.

12. Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and you wouldn't know, but you can recite last week's re-run of The 70's Show verbatim.

17. Procrastination is an art form.

21. The health service nurses are there because they couldn't make it at a real hospital. Never, ever forget that.

22. Care packages are right up there with birthdays.

24. Nothing you want to register for will be open.

26. You are no longer thankful that the fire alarms are here to protect you.

27. Pants may be worn as many times as the wearer desires.

28. The only time to dress up is when your clothes are dirty.

29. Showers become less important; sleep becomes more important.

32. The freshman 15 is NOT a myth!!!

35. Cereal makes a meal any time of the day.

48. You realize college is the ideal life! style, except for those pesky classes


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